What Is This?!

(First of all, it's an interrobang!)

Secondly, I got a Scribd account just because I wanted access to a document for work today. Five hours after I signed up, someone has started subscribing to me. I haven't even posted anything! I don't have any activity! Five hours and one subscriber. Who is Amelia_christe_8881 and how did she find me? Conversely, I've had this blog for over a year - neglected, yes, but still there - and I've made over 100 posts. And for every precious follower I have, I have expended tears and blood and part of my soul!

Okay, that's an overstatement, but how on earth did something like this happen? As I have no one else to look at right now, I'm looking at you, Universe.